Our Achievements
still in power after 14 years
enriched our chums
a record 5 Prime Ministers
a persistent cost-of-living crisis
tax burden - UP
NHS waiting lists - UP
Dentist availability - DOWN
🏠 Rent and Mortgage Costs - UP
Homelessness - UP
💩 in our rivers - UP
💩 in our drinking water - UP
Protected "non-dom" tax avoiders
Nurses using food banks
Schools and hospitals crumbling
Influence and soft power - DOWN
Our People
Rishi Sunak
ex-banker, millionaire, can't work contactless payments
David Cameron
caused brexit then ran away, dodgy finances
Grant Shapps
liar, bully, ran 'get rich quick' scams while a serving MP
James Cleverly
doesn't believe rented homes should be fit for human habitation, supports privatisation of the NHS
Jeremy Hunt
destroyed the NHS, gives jobs to his mates' kids
Michael Gove
lied about Brexit delivering £350m per week for the NHS
Our Priorities
#1
Retain power at all costs
#2
Line our own pockets
#3
Avoid Scrutiny
#4
Control The Media
#5
Sow Division
#6
flaunt international law
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Labour
Liberal Democrats
Green Party
Scottish National Party
